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Turn Off the Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music...
Date: 2008-02-22
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Nuns on a Freeway
A police man is driving down the road when all of the sudden the freeway starts to get backed up...
Date: 2008-02-15
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A Catholic Convert
Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic...
Date: 2007-09-28
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The Prostitute Parrots
The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots...
Date: 2007-06-29
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The Dog Funeral
Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest...
Date: 2007-05-11
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The Barber and Rome
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded...
Date: 2007-04-22
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Confessing or Braggin?
A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned...
Date: 2007-02-04
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Businessman in Trouble
A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything...
Date: 2006-11-12
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Afterlife Update
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife...
Date: 2006-10-04
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Selling Bibles
While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had...
Date: 2006-09-06
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Wrong E-mail Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They...
Date: 2006-08-16
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Janitor Plays Priest
In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by...
Date: 2006-08-06
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The Drunken Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor...
Date: 2006-07-26
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The Blind Man
On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church...
Date: 2006-06-18
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Profitable Mistake
On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister...
Date: 2006-03-08
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