A pick-up line is a conversation opener with new people that you would like to get to know better. They are more often used by men to pick up women. Pick-up lines rooms from just simply introducing that one’s self, to bravely using flattery and humor. The purpose of pick-up lines is either for sex, romance, or game. We are going to have some fun and talk about some very funny pick-up lines that are sure to get you the girl, or get you slapped.

Okay guys pay attention because these pick-up lines will surely get you the girl. They are sweet and very funny.

1. “Hey tie your shoes! Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

2. “Are you French because Eiffel for you.”

3. “Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.”

4. “I’m a theif and I’m going to steal your heart.”

5. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

6. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.”

7. “We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

8. “Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?”

9. “Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?”

10. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

11. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.”

12. “Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.”

13. “If you were a triangle and you would be an acute one.”

14. “If Beauty were time, you would be eternity.”

15. “If you were a fruit you would be a fine apple.”

16. “Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake?”

17. “I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!”

18. “I’m not drunk, I’m intoxicated by you.”

19. ” if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.”

20. “My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin you.”

21. “I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.”

22. “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”

23. “You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.”

24. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

25. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.”

26. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.”

27. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

28. “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

29. “If you were words on a page, you would be fine print.”

30. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

31. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I’m with you everyone else disappears.

32. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together!

33. “They say that Disney Land is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”

34. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

35. “Would you grab my arm, so I can tell people that I was touched by an angel?”

36. “Hay, how was heaven when you left it?”

37. “Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?”

38. “Give me sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

39. “Hey, do you look pretty and I am cute. Together we would be pretty cute.”

40. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

41. “There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off of you.”

42. “I would say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.”

43. “Are you my phone charger? Because without you I’d die.”

44. “You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”

45. “Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

46. “I bet you make the angels in heaven jealous.”

Pick-up lines are great ways to break the ice with someone you want to get to know. You can either choose to be funny or casual. We hope some of the pick-up lines will help you on your quest to find the one you are looking for. Love and humor go hand and hand and she’s sure to love these funny pick-up lines. Good luck on your quest and remember that humor is the spice of life. Everyone lives humor, light, and happiness.

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