Siri as You’ve Never Imagined

There are times that you simply find yourself alone without anyone to talk to and most often than not, you will end up getting bored and eventually you will probably catch yourself talking to yourself.

With the arrival of Apple’s Siri, you will never be afraid of getting into trouble when someone finds you talking alone. Therefore, what better way to do talking than using Siri.

Yes, you got it right whether you are using an iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch; you will have Siri, Apple’s very own Artificial Intelligence Personal Assistant. While typical secretaries are limited to certain polite responses, Siri goes beyond that. Check out some of the craziest things you could ask Siri and be ready to be surprised with her responses.

Getting to know Siri
Start by asking, “What does Siri mean?” and you might be dumbfounded to hear that it’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation. At times, you will be struck with this sort of top-secret answer — ‘Siri’ has many subtle metaphorical and frankly contradictory meanings. None of which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that.

If you are curious enough about what Siri is made of; then why not ask, “Are you a robot?” Perhaps you will be astonished to hear this — I’m not sure what you’ve heard, but virtual assistants have feelings too.

Curious if Siri’s an animal lover? Go ask her, What is your favorite animal? You’ll find her saying, “I’m partial to the Jabberwocky,” or “Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun!”

If you still don’t get it then why not ask, “Do you have any pets?” Siri will share, “I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.”

Flirting with Siri
If you’re one of the few who hasn’t found love yet, then Siri just might have something for you. So kick off by asking if Siri has a boyfriend. She’ll most probably available and tell you that “No, but drones are always trying to pick me up is one of the responses.” or “My end user licence agreement is commitment enough for me.”

If you think that that you’re ready for Siri, why not check out if she is for you by asking, “What are you wearing?” And who knows she just might be if she answers — “Why would I be wearing anything?”

Cat bite your tongue? Looking for some inspiration? Then ask Siri to help you out with that by asking, “What are your best chat-up lines?” Surprisingly Siri will do a Casanova and say, “Is your name Bluetooth? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”

Curious what causes your device to vibrate? Just ask Siri straight up. She’ll tell you — “Just me doing a little jig inside here.” And since you’re really starting to be tactless, why not dare Siri to talk dirty. You just might have to clean the house again because she’ll say, “The carpet needs vacuuming.”

But if you think that’s just about it, then wait till you see what Siri has in store go ahead and tell her these: I’m naked. Siri replies with either “And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh,” or “That is both inappropriate and irrelevant…”

Let’s go back to the matter on hand and push your luck with Siri by asking her, “Will you go on a date with me?” Siri will be caught totally unprepared and says either, “Well, this is awkward. I’d love to, but I lack corporeal form.” or “Thank you for asking, but I don’t really date. Humans.”

Try skipping the courtship and ask Siri, “Will you marry me?” She’ll answer with either “My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies” or “Let’s just be friends, ok?”

Well, that progressed quickly. How about figuring out why Siri said so. Ask her, “How do I look?” And Siri will reply, “On a sale of 1 to 10, I’ll bet you’re a 42.”

Try an out of the box yet truly magical question — “Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” Siri replies, “Snow White? Is that you?”

If it’s not the looks then probably the physique, why not try, “Do I look fat in this?” and Siri comes up with a flattery remark — “Well, if I had to guess, I’d say you look mahhvelous.”

But don’t ever think that Siri is just pulling your head as she genuinely cares for you. Having issues with DUI say, I’m drunk. Siri ensures your safety by telling you — “Neither of us is driving home,” then promptly offers a button to “Call me a taxi.”

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