They probably thought riding in a shopping cart would be more fun than this and less painful for their faces.

Some guy is absolutely trashed out of his mind but still wants more beer, leading to one of the most hilarious failed beer runs of all time.

A crazy stunt in which a guy lights his head on fire and it won't be put out until he downs three shots of booze.

A woman at a town hall meeting compares Obama to Hitler, so Congressman Barney Frank doesn't exactly bite his tongue in response.

Some guy keeps bugging the girl in front of him during class, so the professor finally decides to take matters into his own hands.

A guy surprises his girlfriend by zapping her in the stomach with a taser, which I'm guessing led to a surprise of her own in which she dumped him.

For some reason this guy keeps trying to do a headstand on the trunk of his car, so naturally it doesn't end well.

I'm pretty sure that firework was a dud, but there's only one way to know for sure: better take a closer look.

Treadmills have been around for quite some time now, and yet people are still discovering new ways to injure themselves on them.

This Rube Goldberg device required a lot of preparation if all they wanted to do was kick this guy in the balls. Yet somehow he still seemed surprised.

Probably fueled by alcohol, this guy attempts a wrestling style body slam by jumping off his roof.

When cutting down a large tree near your house, it's highly recommended that you use ropes to pull it in the correct direction.

A clip from the show Cash Cab in which he asks them a very easy question about Star Wars and they have no clue.

A guy gets drunk while riding a motorized bar stool and crashes it, leading to a hilarious police call.

Some crazy lady gets into one of the most bizarre police chases you'll ever see, as the local news covers live.