Just sit back and enjoy the f-bombs. Train wrecks are fun. :)

Don't worry, she's just wasted. It could be worse... she could be saying penis.

This is exactly why I won't be voting in the next election.

The kid, the school, the reporter and this local station ALL wasted time on this story. I'm very disappointed in them all.

And finally, the news is interesting.

This is good advice for anyone: don't completely lose your sh*t on live television.

Aw, his face is going to be so red. And fired.

Annnnnd you just got donkey bombed.

I'll have some of the government that she's having.

From the Asian who doesn't know she is on TV to the reporter who refuses to get out of the shot... this news team is just classy.

One night, his hookah is getting raped by some guy in the projects. The next, he is a worldwide sensation for being a fabulous autotuned rapper. WATCH IT Ke$ha!

How does no one EVER learn about what being on Live Television really means? And what you can't do? Are they all pothead rejects??

It says a lot if Andy Richter is wiping the ground with you on Jeopardy...

Ah yes, he has a great point. ... I'm not sure what it is or what he is saying, but I'm sure it's great.

Looks like someone couldn't hold their pre-speech Jager shots with Mr. Vice President!