Hey, I'm not pointing fingers, but maybe he WAS acting like a douche.

Oh, right. This is why I hate FedEx with the fire of a thousand suns.

Starcraft, World of Warcraft and Diablo: it's serious shit, yo.

Natural selection at its finest: you know this kid is never getting laid.

Batman is reduced to slapping. That's all you need to know.

I'd honestly be more afraid of the fans than the players - HOLY CRAP.

Annnd this is exactly why you don't pick on someone 5 times your size.

I was feeling like this earlier, but luckily I passed out.

Now, who ever said violence involving children was a BAD thing?

Good thing these guys are millionaires, because they need so much therapy that they make Lindsay Lohan look sane.

Judging by the blood curdling screams, this isn't how the stunt was supposed to go. Amateurs.

"..For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.And all for the want of a horseshoe nail." I mean, cheeseburger.

Thank God no one had the sense to tell the anchor that Joe and Steve were separating each other's spinal columns on air.

Good parenting went down the toilet somewhere along the way, because I'm pretty sure mid-rage this kid pretended to sodomize himself. Just give him the WoW subscription.

Yes, this looks horrible, but in all fairness she did miss and easy bump.