And this is only one of the many reasons why I don't use public transportation.

The timing of the music and this man's near-death experience seems like too big of a coincidence. ... His iPod is obviously a hitman.

I'm pretty sure apologizing will not make up for this guy's near-paralysis, lady.

Well, I officially feel a lot more stupid for being afraid of getting on an airplane. Crashing is apparently no big deal.

I would not be surprised if the pilot was hanging his head out the window yelling "PSYYYYYYYCHE!" That comedy never dies. Aside from when the stupid pilot crashes his jet.

If you're biking on no discernible path on a mountain so high there is mist above the trees, you are suicidal. Moreso than clinically depressed patients.

When this driver gets off at the next exit to eat at Hardees his face is going to be so red! Classic truck-driver-nailing-automobile mistake.

No, no, you're right. This is totally better than exchanging insurance information.

Apparently Fred missed the first day of boat captain school, where they learned that the brake is on the left side, not the right.

After the vehicle fails to not hit the tree, it is quickly surrounded by concerned observers. Well, more like 2 genuinely concerned people and 30 nosy onlookers. One thing p...

So what are the chances of this? This taxi gets T boned by about the only other car out during the night. Owned.

Well, gee, buddy. That's what you get for trying to help someone - almost decapitated/mutilated. I'm never buying girl scout cookies again.

The government needs to be scanning plane passengers for both shoe bombs and lethal doses of crazy. I have no idea what this woman is doing during the plane landing, but it'...

Did you know you can wash a car with a single, large bucket of water? Although your car may need some detailing when you're finished.

When driving a fork lift even a slight accident can have huge consequences, especially in a warehouse full of liquor.