Not only that, but it's to Korean pop. So hey, apparently that's a thing people do.

I was getting sick of the "sh*t ______ says" videos... until this one. Because it's both a parody of those videos and completely true. Rock on internet video guy. Rock on.

You think that penguins are just waddling tuxedos of cuteness? Think again.

Oh, right. This is why I hate FedEx with the fire of a thousand suns.

If you have ever known a girl (or you are one)... then you'll understand just how infuriating they are after watching this video.

I'm honestly surprised that the Target workers didn't snap and shank these guys with a pen.

Showing off is bad. But spilling everyone's beer? HOW DARE YOU.

The kid, the school, the reporter and this local station ALL wasted time on this story. I'm very disappointed in them all.

Specifically, they hate hugs from the opposing team who just scored.

And I thought Stanford students were supposed to be smart.

This is simply very satisfying instant karma for attention whoring.

Judging by her face and genetics, she just destroyed her family's honor with this fail.

As sad as this sounds, Imitation Obama is right.

His transformation from cocky bro into a pathetic, crying lump is seriously impressive.

Since she survived the incident I can say this: she totally deserved it.