Not only did he guess "donkey punch," but it actually seemed like it would be the right answer. And he lost. That's what you get for being a nerd who watches way too much po...

Hugging Drew Carey and screaming on the Price is Right is strange. Humping gay Neil Patrick Harris on television is a no-no.

Hm, something about this just doesn't seem quite right. ... you know, it must just be because Drew Carey lost weight.

Who knew The Dark Knight Rises and The Lion King had so much in common.

Just sit back and enjoy the f-bombs. Train wrecks are fun. :)

Don't worry, she's just wasted. It could be worse... she could be saying penis.

Community is one of the best shows on television... and as such, the characters have something to say about being benched mid-season.

And finally, the news is interesting.

I can only assume that Extreme Makeover is now focusing on fatties who are the stereotypical nerd with Princess Leia posters.

Plus, they're in alphabetical order. And there are rhymes! Seriously, this could keep me entertained for three to five weeks.

No one should really enjoy Lion King more than my 5 year old cousin.

The only time I like the Emmys is when there is an awesome Office sketch like this.

Ohhhh. Now I realize why my parents actually put up with watching these.

This is good advice for anyone: don't completely lose your sh*t on live television.

Now, I don't mean to be harsh... but sometimes you have to realize what a bad idea is. And I'm obviously talking about Britain's Got Talent.