It's about time that there is something amusing on chat roulette that isn't extremely tiny and in a stranger's pants.

It's oddly pathetic how genuinely freaked out these Asian students are of the fake Samara, or girl from The Grudge. I can never tell, they all look the same.

I really can't think of a better application of a college prick's time. And thank God. I'll never get tired of these ridiculously painful pranks.

What a happy combination of bad parenting and head trauma!

After fighting with my ex-wife and then brutally murdering her, I didn't think anything could cheer me up. I was proven wrong. Now I want to frisk about like a little lamb.

There is no other realistic explanation for why this bulldog sounds like the bowels of Hell itself. Cute puppy, though.

A dog must do what he needs to do - and what can he say, he likes his women like his kibble: strong, dark, and nearly impossible to have sex with.

Seeing two husbands is a first for a lot of us, but the kid is taking it surprisingly well. Who wants to bet he ends up getting a husband someday, too?

As awesome as this basketball move is, I still remain a little disappointed that it wasn't a "real" headshot. Video games have ruined me.

That is not the face, or angry outburst, of a very happy camper.

Jimbo is going to be really embarrassed that he left the crane controls just then to go take a poop.

Initial reports state that he acted alone, although there were two very suspicious looking trombones on the grassy knoll.

I never realized how screaming mindlessly at someone out the window might be taken the wrong way. I should probably tell my dog and kids to stop doing that.

One sad Darwin award candidate missed the cutoff.

If you think this is impressive, you should see what he can do with revolving doors.