I never realized how screaming mindlessly at someone out the window might be taken the wrong way. I should probably tell my dog and kids to stop doing that.

One sad Darwin award candidate missed the cutoff.

If you think this is impressive, you should see what he can do with revolving doors.

Sandra Bullock accepts her Razzie for one of the worst movies of the year and officially becomes THE coolest celebrity in the world.

There is a reason why bicycles and treadmills (and d-bag scene kids) are very unmixy things.

With all of the wild celebrating, you would think that they completely forgot that the WIND scored for them.

Thank God no one had the sense to tell the anchor that Joe and Steve were separating each other's spinal columns on air.

And to think, the producers of Riverdance rejected him.

To tell you the truth, I have no idea what a psychic drawing is... but I have a feeling that this woman is REALLY good at it.

If you know this man, please call child services. I'm almost positive he ignored his kid's cries of terror and pain.

I don't like how college professors think they are God - but I hate college pranksters who interrupt classes even more. I'm glad his spinal column got separated.

At what point do you consider psychological torture inhumane? ... Probably right after this hilarious cat trickery using static electricity. But before screaming at its face...

I'm so glad that almost all interactions with trampolines turn out very badly. It's pretty much my only reason for going to YouTube.

So not only did you (probably) break your neck, but now you lost your snowmobile. ... this fail is so perfect, I'm getting a little teary.

This Alicia Keys parody is actually pretty awesome, keeping in mind that Ohio is indeed one of the most God awful states in the lower 48.