I was just saying to myself the other night, "I've always wanted to see a black man in the thralls of demonic possession."

What a surprise. Putting a flame to someone's butt and farting on it went badly? No. Really? Wow. Color me surprised.

I just want to point out if hordes of mindless zombies are coming to eat your brains, this may not be the most efficient way to hold a shotgun.

When this driver gets off at the next exit to eat at Hardees his face is going to be so red! Classic truck-driver-nailing-automobile mistake.

Apparently if you have the charm and intelligence of a rotting banana you can become a television anchor someday. I can't wait to tell my kids.

It's not the teacher's fault that your daughter is a loser, M'am. Maybe next time she shouldn't get a 20% on her exam.

In case you were wondering, yes. Yes he does make every one of these ridiculous shots. But can HE drink a 2 liter of Mountain Dew in 30 seconds? Didn't think so. I'm still k...

One day, all of this will be yours. And that day is today. Enjoy the anal rape, Simba. Children's toy FAIL.

Let's face it, concussions are just plain hilarious.

It's about time that there is something amusing on chat roulette that isn't extremely tiny and in a stranger's pants.

It's oddly pathetic how genuinely freaked out these Asian students are of the fake Samara, or girl from The Grudge. I can never tell, they all look the same.

I really can't think of a better application of a college prick's time. And thank God. I'll never get tired of these ridiculously painful pranks.

What a happy combination of bad parenting and head trauma!

After fighting with my ex-wife and then brutally murdering her, I didn't think anything could cheer me up. I was proven wrong. Now I want to frisk about like a little lamb.

There is no other realistic explanation for why this bulldog sounds like the bowels of Hell itself. Cute puppy, though.