This was either going to be the dirtiest or cutest video ever. Don't you want to know which it is? :)

Have you ever noticed that seal is one letter away from STEAL? Yeah, think on that for a while.

Drama: it's looking at you. RIGHT NOW.

Oh so we're letting tards compete for Miss Universe now?

Ask science. Anything this cute will cure cancer.

Happy Friday everyone. And no, you'll never be as happy as this chinchilla.

Conan O'Brien and his beard are back. Keep cool, my babies!

MUST! GET! BALL! ... and thus this Corgi represents all of our unattainable desires.

Nevermind his astounding ability to show no emotion - the girl who starts screaming about getting off is obviously the best part of the video.

Federer must have sold his soul to Satan: He is the only man to play tennis from between his legs and to have the most infuriating last name on Earth. Scientific proof.

Snug as a ... Corgi in a rug! Hard to say, much much more visually appealing.

And the elephant is now out of the running for the smartest non-human animal, but is the front runner for the kinkiest.

Officially the best use of a clock tower since 1862.

And thus, beside every comedian stands a group of 2-5 friends who are just plain annoyed with his maniacal laugh.

Warning: You will NOT be fully prepared for an owl this epic.